SUN
4/1 |
12 Noon |
HAS ELVIS COME BACK?
Here's the photo of the reincarnated King of Rock, born today in 2011, at 12.01am, the Lenox Hill Hospital, NYC.
- This according to the 700 year old living monk, His Holiness, the Tibetan Panchen Lama. |
HE IS I YEAR OLD TODAY!
FROM LAST YEAR, 4/1/2011
12:00 Noon Press Conference
HAS ELVIS COME BACK?
Here's the photo of the reincarnated King of Rock, born today at 12.01am, the Lenox Hill Hospital, NYC.
- This according to the 700 year old living monk, His Holiness, the Tibetan Panchen Lama.
Find out more today at the 12 noon Skype news conference direct from Lhasa - the Tibetan capital - to the Oval Office and Caffe Vivaldi.
Why Caffe Vivaldi?
According to His Holiness, the Panchen Lama, the past and the future Rock king will make his debut performance at Caffe Vivaldi's Open Mic Night on Monday, April 3, 2028...Just 17 years away.
President Obama was so happy with the news that he acceded to the request by the Holy Lama to compere this afternoon's new conferene from the Oval Office..
Since seats are limited at Caffe Vivaldi, please contact the White House ASAP for complementry tickets.
We will be serving Yak's milk lattes free to all the invitation holders, plus a glass of Prosecco to the ladies and a double shot of Bourbon to men with hair on their chests.
- Sullivan de Fore, NTNYTimes
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